Oh the humanity!

What the hell does that mean anyway?

Humans are vile, unpleasant, unintelligent creatures. They dislike others of their own species for random reasons like color of skin, method of speech, or simply choice of outer covering.

Humanity indeed.

I suppose they must be tolerated as the major parasitic beings on this planet, capable of destroying their home and themselves, if for no other reason than the fact that they can be fun to watch, and occasionally act out of character.

"What are you on about?"

Simply this. Let the humans stop the infighting for philosophical reasons. Throw away all the ancient disagreements. I know how we can all finally get along.

Let us keep our hatred, but let it be hatred of our species as a whole. The term "waterbag" was coined as a racial epithet in a novel, and just think, it fits. 70% water, and basically incompetent, we are little more than waterbags.

"But wait," you say,"we must have equality!"

True. We shall labor to be allowed life, not possessions. Without anything, we are all equal.

"You propose an Orwellian dystopia!"

Is that not what is desired? To be controlled in all things and given things we do not earn? To have our lives micromanaged to such a point that we have no time to wonder about silly things like joy and sadness. We can all be parts of the machine, grinding onward toward destruction.

How very nice.